Cover Letter
An Attempt at Microfiction with Generative AI
Bob Wilhem
3274 Evergreen Lane
Vancouver, BC V6H 1Z8
Canada
bobwilhem21@gmail.com
(604) 555-8274
February 7 2025
Hiring Manager
RichWare Construction
1987 Timberline Road
Abbotsford, BC V2S 4L9
Canada
Subject: Application for Carpentry Position
Dear Hiring Manager,
I am excited to apply for the carpentry position at RichWare Construction. With a background in sculpture and a deep understanding of working with my hands, I bring a unique skill set that aligns well with the precision and craftsmanship required in carpentry. My experience sculpting both intricate and large-scale pieces has honed my ability to work with fine details as well as structural integrity—qualities essential in this trade.
One of my most notable works is a bust of the Buddha, where I successfully captured the expression of tranquility with precise detailing. This project required an intricate touch and a keen eye for form—skills that translate directly into woodworking and carpentry. More recently, I completed a ten-foot statue of a generous donor for my neighborhood school, showcasing my ability to handle large-scale projects that require structural awareness, patience, and meticulous execution. These experiences have strengthened my ability to shape and work with materials, ensuring durability and aesthetic excellence—an approach I would bring to RichWare Construction.
While I may not have formal experience in carpentry, my extensive hands-on experience with sculpture has given me the dexterity, precision, and problem-solving skills that are essential in this field. I am eager to apply my craftsmanship and adaptability to carpentry work, and I am confident that my strong work ethic and artistic sensibilities will make me a valuable addition to your team.
I would greatly appreciate the opportunity to discuss how my skills can contribute to your projects. Given my eagerness to start working and put my craftsmanship to good use, I would be grateful if you could reach out at your earliest convenience. I am ready to bring my dedication and precision to your team without delay. Thank you for your time and consideration—I look forward to the possibility of joining RichWare Construction.
Sincerely,
Bob Wilhem
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I must say the picture helps too! Reminiscent of the famous "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" by Hemingway.
The extremely subtle and understated irony shocks you when you get it! The dexterous concealing of irony by the craftsmanship of Generative AI layered on the top delivers a powerful punch of double irony (or meta-irony?). The choice of epistolary style is bang-on and completely avoids the need for any explanation whatsoever. A good piece of work!